Ferret Choir Practice Derailed by Earworm
Practice for the local ferret choir was completely derailed this morning when an pop music earworm infected the entire group.
They were in the middle of practicing “Friede auf Erden” by Arnold Schoenberg, a challenging piece of choral music, when one ferret began to hum “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles, said choir director Cristobal Turcescu.
"Pretty soon, everyone was humming it, and practice was effectively ruined," he said.
Turcescu said he’s worried that they’ll be ready in time for their performance next week.
"We’ve still got a lot to work on," he said, "and I’ll be damned if I send the choir up on stage singing The Beatles!"
Dammit ferrets…get it together.
Perfect. I’ve been thinking about raising wolves.
Cat Can’t Unsee Raccoons’ Romantic Encounter
A cat named Sharon has lost significant sleep in recent weeks after witnessing a romantic liaison between two raccoons outside her Toronto home.
"Every time she closes her eyes, there they are," says Isabel Parker, a family friend. "You know. Doing it. I think she’s traumatized.”
Sharon’s doctor has recommended sleep therapy and even prescribed pharmaceutical aides, to no avail.
As for the raccoons, local law enforcement has been looking into a string of lewd behavior offenses in the neighborhood, but pinpointed no suspects.
Submitted by Jaclyn Kelin.
The cat’s name is Sharon. That’s why she’s traumatized.
…and all is well in the world.
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Dammit Thing……Stay out of my room!
The Geico guy has scoliosis?
Awesome. I hate to be smited.